To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank
by Mercunium August 13, 2003
by OLLY-A January 02, 2018
by Maul June 02, 2004
The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
by WizardLizard April 26, 2011
In 2014 some of the worlds most intelligent representatives of their generation came together to come up with the word for the most vile, disgusting, new gen grim human behaviour since the bang and what they came up with is the masterpiece today known as 'DOG EGG'
ieva: 'remember eden? aparently she walked the catwalk for london fashion week....'
aaron: 'holy crap show me! jeesuus she is so ugly omg what a dog egg!'
aaron: 'holy crap show me! jeesuus she is so ugly omg what a dog egg!'
by sxlvxsx November 14, 2014
by lisa February 21, 2004
Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
by Naes Ttukcup August 31, 2005