croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Crotchccoli

When a piece of hibachi broccoli is flung into your friend's lap but you eat it anyway because y'all are tight 🤷🏽 ♀️

Crotchccoli means-
Jen:GIMME BROCCOLI

Brynn:here u go!!!
(Flies into sydneys crotch)
Jen: FIVE SECOND RULE!!!

by Mayayayayayayaya November 17, 2017

crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

by KennyCee June 14, 2018

Cross Faded

To be drunk and high at the same time.

Example - I'm feeling Cross Faded meaning,

I'm feeling drunk and high, so high, so high

by Quiz ko pyaar karu June 15, 2018

Crossfit wank

Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters

Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”

by Fflech July 3, 2018

Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

cross-nipped

when ya girl titties got nips that ain’t centered. they either lookin to the left, right, or they both lookin to the center. like cross-eyed but with your nipples

Your girl is cross-nipped. Her titties fucked up.

by datwhitebvtch:) November 6, 2018