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Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be
Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked
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Cook

- An Idiot.

- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person

- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking

Pronounced like "Cewk"

- Can also be used as "tranny-cook"
-"Tranny-Cook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.
~"That guys acting like an F'ing Cook"
~ "Go home, you "tranny-cook"
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To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
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cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return
“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked
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Cooked

To be in an extremely bad or inescapable situation.
I didn't for the test, I;m cooked
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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