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convaholic

It's when you're totally addicted on wearing, buying and collecting converse/ chucks/ all star sneakers. When you have way more pairs of converse than you could ever need. When you can never resist the urge of buying the latest designs. When you buy a pair whenever you have some money so shouldn't. When you buy a new pair once a month on an average. When your face totally light up when someone gifts you one!
Hayley: Hey! check out my new converse! awesome huh?

Sarah: But don't you have like 20 pairs already? I know that you don't have that much cash, so I'm thinking that you shouldn't have bought them?

Hayley: Yes I do, it's more like 30 pairs! I know that I shouldn't have but just couldn't help it so I guess I'm a convaholic?! happy?

Sarah: That's the word to describe your condition! Start by avoiding that mall! it should help! =P
by Punk86 July 2, 2010
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Conversation Sniper

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........
by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012
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converse

McKayla: Omg my white converse has a fucking stain on it because when I was walking I stepped in mud
Becky: Damn girl you that sucks! You must have it tough.
by A_ViolaPlayer May 31, 2018
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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
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Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 9, 2010
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Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010
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Converses

The UGLIEST most ANNOYING shoes on the planet, that all the emo scene kids wear daily.
Little Brett wore his converses to go with his emo styled glasses and poorly dyed hair on the first day of school.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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