Cold pilot

A cold pilot is a pilot being sent on a mission where death is inevitable..

Joe is being sent into the enemy's air zone..he is on a cold pilot mission

Cold pilot by malauge August 16, 2012

Cold Albert 

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

Cold Albert by Cold albie April 1, 2013

cold dicking 

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

cold dicking by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

Cold Pee 

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

Cold Pee by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

Cold Hotpocket by Just-Jason May 2, 2014

cold damie 

Someone who posts things on facebook and instagram just to get likes and attention from the opposite sex.

A person who knows they love seeing girls act and dress slutty but acts like he doesnt because he thinks that's what they want to see or hear.

You a cold damie for that shit you wrote on fb earlier.

cold damie by webster125 August 26, 2014

Cold pizza moment 

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

Cold pizza moment by vinhloc September 7, 2014