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dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.
Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.
by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015
mugGet the dom's chodemug.

Chode Stain

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.
by taco_salad July 15, 2015
mugGet the Chode Stainmug.

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
mugGet the Chode Polishingmug.

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
mugGet the chode-dockingmug.

Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.
Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"
by Atef Lord March 4, 2021
mugGet the Bio Chodemug.

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.
"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."
by LTG69969 October 8, 2023
mugGet the Rhino Chodemug.

Chode Islander

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?
by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016
mugGet the Chode Islandermug.

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