Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

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Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

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oisin Carroll

A spanner

Look at that oisin Carroll

by anonymous July 31, 2023

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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024

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A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩

"Damn, that man is such a Thomas Carroll. All women want him and all men want to be him"

by Here Kitty Kitty "Meowwwww" September 26, 2023

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