One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.
AKA: Your little brother
AKA: Your little brother
Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
by Varjack December 01, 2006
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
by sup3r510th February 24, 2005
(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
by BMont October 29, 2010
thomas - fuck , if only i were black.
joe - well then call the captain.
thomas - nigatize me captain
joe - well then call the captain.
thomas - nigatize me captain
by dirty penis November 17, 2007
Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.
Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.
by Chuck Bronson April 03, 2005
by quest224 July 18, 2009