Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016

Boyfriend Dudy

The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.

Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty

Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.

by Slambumpkin Duncan July 4, 2016

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018

out of state boyfriend

A boyfriend or girlfriend you have out of your state so technically it isn't cheating

Hey wanna be my out of state boyfriend

Isn't that cheating

Nah

by jdjfifjfnf January 15, 2017

Imaginary boyfriend

A super hot guy that every single girl is hooked up with in their imaginations because they are too ugly to get a man in real life. Gives you something to think about when you are feeling lonely.

Hey bae, wanna cuddle?

Sure baby! C'mere.

*intense making out noises*

*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me

by Igotafatas December 3, 2020

ur boyfriend

your boyfriend is the love of ur life waiting to be there forever, he loves you sm. he wants to have ur baby. dont let him have a girl best friend the dick will fall for her! overall hes ur rat

ur boyfriend annoying

ugh ur all over him

by thestarofTiktok December 6, 2020