bachelor's boomerang
A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
bachelor's boomerang by prof_evil September 15, 2010
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Boogerbukkake
A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.
Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake
Boogerbukkake by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015
gray booger
A gray booger is when s woman has absolutely no pink color to her vagina lips but only shades of gray. Even when opened the gray color remains.
Sue is smoking hot but Jeff said that when he went down on her she had a gray booger. it was fucking nasty looking.
gray booger by Club April 13, 2015
bomer
A kind of boner that even the straightest straight man gets when he sees amazingly handsome White Collar actor Matt Bomer.
Matt Bomer gives me a bomer.
I once briefly shook Matt Bomer's hand. I was later able to chop down a tree with my bomer.
The Republicans in Congress finally voted to legalize gay marriage when they saw a picture of Matt Bomer, and got bomers themselves. No, that's not true. They made gay marriage MANDATORY.
A little-known secret is that the Washington Monument is actually just a huge bomer. Yup, that's how much America loves Matt Bomer.
Frustrated with the progress of peace talks, President Obama showed the leaders of Palestine and Israel an episode of White Collar. The leaders then cried and embraced one another, and signed a peace treaty. It is physically impossible to fight when you have a bomer. Matt Bomer then receives the Nobel Peace Prize, but turns it down because he is so modest, thus giving everyone in the world another bomer.
I once briefly shook Matt Bomer's hand. I was later able to chop down a tree with my bomer.
The Republicans in Congress finally voted to legalize gay marriage when they saw a picture of Matt Bomer, and got bomers themselves. No, that's not true. They made gay marriage MANDATORY.
A little-known secret is that the Washington Monument is actually just a huge bomer. Yup, that's how much America loves Matt Bomer.
Frustrated with the progress of peace talks, President Obama showed the leaders of Palestine and Israel an episode of White Collar. The leaders then cried and embraced one another, and signed a peace treaty. It is physically impossible to fight when you have a bomer. Matt Bomer then receives the Nobel Peace Prize, but turns it down because he is so modest, thus giving everyone in the world another bomer.
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boomerball by Aginghipster July 31, 2022
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boomerball by Aginghipster July 31, 2022