Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

Beans

Another way of saying you have sh*t on someone

Person 1: Don't say that again or I will spill the beans

Person 2: I have cans of beans on you too
Person 1: I have a warehouse of beans on you
Person 2: Well F*ck

by A man with a plan and 4 cans July 22, 2019

BEANOS

The one and only god on this planet.

Person1:Are you religious?
Person2: Hail Beanos

by mactok2006 August 2, 2019

BEANOS

Ever wondered how thanos became thanos? its that little bean that bite him.

Person1: Dude how did thanos become thanos?
Person2: Easy, remember beanos?
Person1: Yeah, i do
Person2: Well, you know now.

by mactok2006 August 5, 2019

Beano

Noun - a term for a really lovely person. Used by weird Scottish people. Commonly used after the word ‘wee’

“Ipsi’s a wee Beano isn’t she” said Danielle

by Defence Daily August 30, 2019

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

beanos

the deadly parasite that could kill you in 69 milliseconds

omg there is beanos!

by dank memist August 31, 2019