pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 1, 2009

Bash Your Bacon

1) verb. To downplay, ignore, or insult one's opinion, methodology, or ideology, typically in jest.

2) noun. An individual who "bashes one's bacon." (Commonly referred to as a "Bacon Basher").

"I don't mean to bash your bacon, but..."

Sally: What do you want for dinner?
Jim: How about tacos?
Sally: Ooh.....I don't mean to bash your bacon, but I want burgers...

("Bash Your Bacon" is also often abbreviated as "byb")

by TIKtheTak123 December 9, 2016

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.

Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."

by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017

strip-of-bacon

Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.

Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.

by Flamez_Hedgehog June 23, 2004

bacon

a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy!

Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.

by Peter Christian November 17, 2003

dropped bacon sandwich

A rather unpleasant looking vagina

She had a clunge like a dropped bacon sandwich

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara

Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!

by Nikkita Spanxxx July 1, 2005