awkweird

A situation, person, place or thing that is both awkward and strange.

"That Matt kid jumped up yesterday in class to look at all of us for a whole minute in silence, suddenly screamed 'YOU'RE THE ALIEN!' and ran out. It was awkweird."

or

Person 1: "Whoa , look at that turtle-shaped dildo."

Person 2: "Wow, awkweird."

by Rom vs Any March 21, 2011

awkwardvagina

Popular British Tumblr user, claims to have cried when McDonalds ran out of Big Macs (reason unknown). Is known for talking to his followers, offering advice and getting involved with helping others when needed. Generally a sound guy, always willing to make himself the butt of a joke if it can make others laugh.

Friend 1: Have you seen this guys blog? He calls himself awkwardvagina...
Friends 2: Yeah, I've been following him for a while, the URL is a definite put off if you don't view the content

by samurite March 14, 2015

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005

Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010

Awkward

My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!

Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!

by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009

Awkschwitz

Used to describe a moment so awkward the sheer horror of the awkwardness can some how be related to the most notorious German concentration camp, Auschwitz.

Dude I tried to rape this girl in a dark ally but she tazed me. After I stopped seizing and was paralyzed on the ground she called the police, but until the police got there it was totally Awkschwitz.

by onlyjewscanmakefunofjews December 31, 2010

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010