ass piggy

a large male homosexual that likes to eat out the ass of other men.

I used to work with this ass piggy at Willy's So, he said that he did not care how fat he got as long as he remained bendy.

by Fruit cup columbus June 15, 2010

claire's ass

The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

by Mattk26 February 25, 2017

ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf August 5, 2008

Bomb Ass

Has nothing to do with wordbomb/word or wordass/word, but has everything to do with being cool or fun.

Mmmmmm, Burger King has some bomb ass onion rings!

by Lithium October 7, 2003

ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

ass to balls

very crowded, a lot of people in one place

it was ass to balls in that club

by jstagurl August 18, 2008