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arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.
Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound
by grandslam90 January 12, 2009
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arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'
by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016
mugGet the arse wiping dog shaggermug.
When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.
Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....
by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005
mugGet the born with a silver spoon up the arsemug.

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.
by Rimbor April 20, 2005
mugGet the Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guardmug.
Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
by J Strummer September 6, 2006
mugGet the couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjomug.

Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
by Fnordicle January 15, 2008
mugGet the Blow sunshine up your arsemug.

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017
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