by grandslam90 January 12, 2009
Get the arse like a fresh bullet woundmug. A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016
Get the arse wiping dog shaggermug. When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.
by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005
Get the born with a silver spoon up the arsemug. Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.
by Rimbor April 20, 2005
Get the Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guardmug. Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
by J Strummer September 6, 2006
Get the couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjomug. To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.
Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
by Fnordicle January 15, 2008
Get the Blow sunshine up your arsemug. A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017
Get the Arse like a pillowcase full of weaselsmug.