Dingo poop

how much dingo poop did that dirty dickless wombat cost you
by That guy you know the one December 30, 2009
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minty poop

When you eat something minty and you poop. For some reason, it smells like a mint.
Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?
by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020
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poop strike

When your pet refuses to poo no matter how long the walkies.
On that morning, Toby was on poop strike. He resisted to take a dump in that hour long walkie.
by LoloTP April 11, 2017
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poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.
Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.
by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013
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Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
by Raunchyportapotty June 13, 2021
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Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.
I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.
by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014
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poop liking

when you like social media posts from the shitter
Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG
by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016
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