cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020

Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is like a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza.

Hey Louie have you had a pizza cake before? It's so good

by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019

Cake Farce

When an individual claims to have perfectly executed a cake fart, but is fully aware that the asshole did not come into contact with the frosting

Anna: Did you see that!? I totally pulled it off! I did a cake fart!
Ricky: Wait, there isn't any frosting on your ass....
Anna: .......
Ricky: It was a cake farce, wasn't it?
Anna: Yeah.....it was....

by AdvancedGameBoy August 19, 2015