Patrick

Patrick is a big boy. He loves back scratches and spicy food. You will always have good fun when Patrick is near. He thinks he is the funniest person alive. Patrick is loud and offensive but has a heart of gold.

Patrick is the life and soul of the party

by Partypetra November 23, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA

Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their

by A shreksy person June 2, 2020

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - just a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Patrick

Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.

Patrick has found another girl to fill the void

by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021

Patricking

A person who is named Patrick who is playing with his balls at exactly 3:01 am

I think Patrick is patricking ngl!

by xzdrftgsrthdrththxzth June 21, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.

Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”

by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019