tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Tearrhea

A hypothetical example of fake tears

Ark at her over there with tearrhea

by Magse January 18, 2026

Tearmaxxing

Trying to make things sadder when they don't have to be

Stop tearmaxxing & join the celebration

by fitzronovich January 19, 2026

Tearjerk

This term has 3 definitions, one being a joke or someone so funny it immediately bring you to tears, the second being a sad movie/story that brought you to tears at the end. The third definition is when you cry while jerking off

@krell

Def1: haha that chud is so funny hes a tearjerker
Def2: that movie I watched yesterday tearjerker me
Def3: when my girlfriend gets mad at me I start tearjerking to her messages

by kr3llix0n7op March 10, 2026

Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025

Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.

A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."

by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025

tearritory

Da section of fabric dat you are allowed to rip along.

I am kinda fumble-fingered, so I prefer to carefully cut pieces of cloth with scissors so as not to accidentally venture into "unauthorized tearritory" --- i.e., separate said woven-threads material in an area where it was supposed to remain intact.

by QuacksO August 13, 2025