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Definitions by mudskipper1977

Schrödinger’s Bait

(n.; variant of Schrödinger’s Douchebag)

The act of posting an aggressively based, maximally edgy, “epic own” meme/take with the explicit intention of owning the outgroup. However, the poster’s true stance remains ambiguous until the replies and likes decides it.
The post is simultaneously a genuine declaration of belief and pure troll material until the engagement numbers decide which timeline the poster lives in.
Example of Schrödinger’s Bait based on a real comic I saw on Reddit:
"That's a nice argument about Dog Collar Johnny, however, have you considered le epic meat industry?"
> Fail epic own attempt
"Bro made a statement so bad even his own side clowns him."
"AHA! You see, I still won because it was (rage)bait the whole time!"

Tear Hogger 

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
Tear Hogger by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025