Hagen land

a chode

I want to ride hagen land

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!

That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020

The Wonder Land

The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.

So, you're moving up to The Wonder Land?

by A man who mustn't be named January 23, 2011