Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.

Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.

by SoopirV November 6, 2017

Crab Buddy

Only the few can be a crab buddy.

Mishi, AVG, and Courtney only.

by IC November 25, 2003

Crab

A really cool dude that likes sanji and omori. Hes also a good friend

That guy crab from twitter is really cool ngl

by NeroPsycho January 15, 2023

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

The crab

Used to break the ice during a really awkward moment

So.. uhhh… the crab

by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".

Holy Crab! That's too much work.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023