The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.
Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.
Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy
Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy
by randomworditizer October 6, 2011
Get the Wheel Worthinessmug. In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.
by EbonyClark June 11, 2023
Get the going wheelsmug. A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023
Get the Spare Wheelmug. A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
Get the Turd on wheelsmug. A truck driver.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021
Get the wheel monkeymug. A pizza
by Lard Eater January 17, 2014
Get the lard wheelmug. A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.
An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.
The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.
"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"
"You're just waxing my wheels".
OR
can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.
The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.
"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"
"You're just waxing my wheels".
OR
can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
Get the waxing my wheelsmug.