Going To Bed

going to watch netflix in bed

"Night I'm going to bed"

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019

best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed

I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.

by iambek November 9, 2019

zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick

The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe

I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo

by Punkybruster November 29, 2019

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019