Tearjerk

This term has 3 definitions, one being a joke or someone so funny it immediately bring you to tears, the second being a sad movie/story that brought you to tears at the end. The third definition is when you cry while jerking off

@krell

Def1: haha that chud is so funny hes a tearjerker
Def2: that movie I watched yesterday tearjerker me
Def3: when my girlfriend gets mad at me I start tearjerking to her messages

by kr3llix0n7op March 10, 2026

Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.

Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

tearmongering

verb
To make someone feel sad frequently.

Its okay, son, your girlfriend is just a tearmongering diva.

by Miratvoretz December 11, 2024

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025

Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.

A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."

by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025

tearritory

Da section of fabric dat you are allowed to rip along.

I am kinda fumble-fingered, so I prefer to carefully cut pieces of cloth with scissors so as not to accidentally venture into "unauthorized tearritory" --- i.e., separate said woven-threads material in an area where it was supposed to remain intact.

by QuacksO August 13, 2025