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time machined 

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
time machined by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010

time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
time dyslexic by emoticon1 November 29, 2011

time clown 

When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
time clown by webgoat August 14, 2012

time to kill myself 

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.
Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

time travel juice 

Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.

Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.
Dude, did you bring your time travel juice to Marge and Vic's Gradumacation party??

Timebreaker Form

Time breaker form is used mainly by Kenji Lescara to dramatically increase speed. When it's activated the user's defense is decreased by about a quarter for a dramatic increase speed. This form does not require any energy for usage, in fact it slowly regenerates any damage while in the Timebreaker Form. Timebreaker Form has different stages and types The Etherial version and the Nightbreaker Form.
book: "Timebreaker form can be taught to others with similar blood ties but requires immense training to perfect."
Timebreaker Form by Kénji Lescara January 24, 2019