When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010
A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
by Healthy alex July 13, 2022
when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
by AmadeuS469 March 23, 2021
Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.
by lebwashere January 14, 2023