penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

dog hell

where mike vick is headed, somewhere you don't wanna go.

Holy dog hell, that hooker gave me the clap.

by the greatest man beast September 8, 2007

Romney Dog

A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.

Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.

by meestermaestro July 19, 2019

dog sorry

To apologise insincerely to appease someone in the short term, in the way that a dog will look submissive while being scolded but will repeat the same behaviour again once their owner has gone.

I sent a complaint and they wrote back with an apology, but they were just dog sorry as it happened again a week later!

by Strigulino January 30, 2017

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020

pls dog

You were playing Dank Memer (discord bot), and you typed ''pls dig'' too fast that you typed as ''pls dog'' and it showed you a dog pic.
or actually, you just wanted a dog pic.

You: pls dog
Dank memer:

Bork Bork! 🐶
(dog pic)
(user)#XXXX | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)
you: pls dig

by Orange is green April 17, 2022