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The Surpriser

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
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Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010
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the gentleman's surprise

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The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
"herman left the gentleman's surprise in my brother's helmat, hah hahhahahahahaha"
by Austin Johnson/ Steve Sutton November 14, 2007
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stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!
billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
by bg perm November 21, 2010
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O. Henry surprise

Stories with wit and clever twist endings
A young couple is short of money but secretly wants to buy each other Christmas gifts. Della sells her beautiful hair, in order to buy a platinum fob chain for Jim's watch; while Jim sells his watch, to buy jeweled combs for Della's hair. O. Henry surprise.
by cinch January 31, 2012
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bullwinkle surprise

When you're fuckin a chick in the ass then when you're about to spager you put your thumbs on your head with your fingers up, yell random crap and she looks back all confused and you punch her in the face then you put your dick in her mouth and spager
by Toristo June 13, 2004
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KFC Surprise

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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis
I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye
by BoyDoods August 3, 2008
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