SlipKnot

A nu-metal band from Des Moines, Iowa which consists of 9 members numbered 0-8. This band is completely misunderstood by the bored youth surrounding fans who claim that SlipKnot is emo and is meaningless shit.

Dude with a Cannibal Corpse Shirt: "SlipKnot iz t3h sux"
Me: "Umm, aight? how so?"
DWACCS: "Hurr, because i'm a stupid bored 12 year old with no respect for other's opinions you emo fuck!"
Me: "Ok, first off I'm not emo, and second: why the hell do you think it matters to me?"
DWACCS: "I dunno, I just like to see how many thumbs down i get on my YouTube comments lollollol, listen to real metal, homo!"
Me: "Cannibal Corpse is not real metal either, real metal was in like, the 80's or something."
DWACCS: "N-N-NOOOO!!! *SNIFF* I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE SO I INSULT AN AWSOME BAND ON URBAN DICTIONARY! *sob*"

by pseudonymlike wordish thing April 7, 2009

slipknot

Gimmick pop band with no talent that capitalizes off of conformist teens that enjoy crappy music.

Goth-wannabees listen to Slipknot.

by Your Mother July 20, 2003

slipknot

i love them very muchly, especially joey cos he ist uber sexeh :)

Xi love joey jordisonX

by Maggot February 22, 2005

dry humping on seam slippage

the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.

Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

by millenium passions April 16, 2012

slippery richard

When your girl dont want to go anal so you sneakily pull out real quick and put it in her ass.

Dude this girl i was with had a hairy taco so i pulled a slippery richard on her..

by D-rock123 December 20, 2008

slippery slap

After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.

Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."

by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010

Slipknot

The best fucking band in the world, and universe..
And everywhere else.

"Wow, Slipknot is the best band in the world, and universe..
And everywhere else!"

"Slipknot makes me want to kill your mother."

by October666 September 7, 2009