Screwed

A saying that means you are fucked

1.I knew I was screwed when I broke my phone and killed my parrot

by Phornjx June 15, 2018

screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

by 3gs December 16, 2021

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

ghetto screwdriver

woodstockian term for some sort of soda mixed with liquor.

Dude I was so smashed last night. Damn Ghetto screwdrivers....

by morgan burgesssss February 12, 2009

Up Screwed

When things are so messed up it has gone backwards on itself.

This job is so backwards it's up screwed.

by Holger B November 6, 2011

You screwed his head

Manipulating the brain / mind of somebody in order to make him think like we do

-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.

-In a short period of time he will do it

by nicolas.stn October 2, 2011

power screwdriver

A drink containing vodka, orange juice, and red bull. A screwdriver (vodka and orange juice) with an extra kick of red bull.

I've been drinking power screwdrivers all day

by Saney March 17, 2013