Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 08, 2013

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019

Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 22, 2020

amogus syndrome

A plague born from hell and the 2018 indie game ¨among us¨ symptoms may include saying ¨sus¨ to everyday objects and saying ¨when the impostor sus¨ these are the most common symptoms but the syndrome evolves as it lives with the longest reported case´s forcing them to make a song called ¨among us drip¨ and creating NSFW work.

If you or a loved one show any of these symptoms there is a cure...
First remove any and all electronic devices
Second remove any and all items that could cause the syndrome to arise
Third lock them in a room
And fourth wait for about 4 weeks after this let them out they should be a new person

When the imposter sus
Bruh you have amogus syndrome

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! April 19, 2022

Big Syndrome

A deadly contagious syndrome that can cause particles, situated in ones testicles, to expand over the span of around 16 weeks, and eventually explode the shit out of their ballsack.

“guys… GUYS… DAVE HAS BIG SYNDRO-”*death*

Nobody:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you have been diagnosed with… big syndrome. I can approximate about 12 more weeks left for you to live. I suggest you move to a far, deserted island before it’s too late.”

“Yo guys, I’m gay”

by SoyMilk181 March 07, 2023

Stockholder Syndrome

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore

My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020

Are Omeg Syndrome

A syndrome present in 30 to 40% of males and femboys within the popular SCPF site Area Omega

"Squad was almost a victim of Are Omeg Syndrome!"
"Awww broo fr??"

by N0LMO August 16, 2021