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dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
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Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.
I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.
by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
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Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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spoon-licker

you're a spoon-licker
by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021
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spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes
Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
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