when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.
by Gus&Sam August 03, 2006
1. Slang term for hand job.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
by CockBad February 09, 2010
by cubanluis March 16, 2008
It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty April 14, 2011
sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue
John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.
by soowoop-baller July 03, 2009
by LouieLouLou May 10, 2012
by bbumlinger January 22, 2017