rusty trobone

when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.

Sam enjoyed the rusty trobone Luz performed on him so much he asked for a encore.

by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006

Rusty Penny

1. Slang term for hand job.

2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.

Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!

Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!

by CockBad February 9, 2010

rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka

Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.

by cubanluis March 16, 2008

Rusty Taco

It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.

Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.

by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011

Rusty Scupper

A poop-ridden dick after anal sex

Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010

rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!

Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!

by Ass gasket January 5, 2016