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Reverse David Blaine

This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.

When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
by MattWierman January 2, 2012
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reverse YOLO

Using the phrase "YOLO/You Only Live Once" in a "good" way, implying that you DO actually have only one life and that you shouldn't do something that's dangerous or will possibly get you crippled/killed.

Nevertheless, nobody should ever use "YOLO" in any of it's forms, since it is just plain stupid, downright insulting to human intellect and, just as someone said: "It's "Carpe Diem" for stupid people."
reverse yolo situations:

Eddie: Hey Joe, let's go pass that guard patrol.
Joe: Man, YOLO.
Eddie: You're right. Maybe we should find a way around.

Brad: Hey man, Lou told me to come to his house today to do some heroin again. He said i should bring you too.
Greg: Fuck that, YOLO!
Brad: You're right. Fuck that, man.
by electrojesus September 10, 2012
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Reverse digestion

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.
Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.
by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014
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Reverse Angry Dragon

When you blow your load on a girls face while she is on her back and it goes up her nose and down her throat. Making her act like an angry dragon all night as she can't get it out.
I gave Steph a reverse angry dragon last night on accident, she kept coughing and complaining all night.
by grizz017 July 17, 2014
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Reverse Karma

When you choose to be a dick in a situation and it either turns out in your favor or doesn't cause a negative outcome like usual karma to the point you regret your asshole behavior.
(Fluffy Female approaches wearing a large white jacket)
Douche whispers to friend: "Yo look at this fat fucking cream puff."
Fluffy Female: "You guys did so well in the talent show the other night, you have amazing talent."
...
Douche to friend: "Damn I feel like a douche now, bro.."
Friend: "That's called Reverse Karma. It makes YOU the bitch."
by Alkemy November 10, 2016
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Reverse Queef

When a partner eats out another and then procedes to burp into the vagina
Yeah last night I was eating out Val and I reverse Queefed her. She won't talk to me anymore
by Pazman August 19, 2017
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Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.
by Blindsleep June 23, 2015
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