royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

RoyalPear

A method used when you rub a mixture of hot sauce, crushed up veggie straws, pudding, and garlic powder on the top of your wife's mouth. You then pour in pop rocks and then you proceed to put your dick in her mouth.

Husband: Hey honey, why does your breath smell horrible.

Wife: I was doing RoyalPear with the neighbor next door.

by rorldbloc January 18, 2025

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Royal Dandy

1. One of the many villains in the cartoon "Wordgirl". He is selfish, greedy, immature and sounds like an adult despite being a kid. He is known for demanding for his "mum" (Lady Redundant Woman) to make him a horsey.

2. Someone who acts entitled and immature, dislikes sharing and whines for others to meet up to their needs while being dressed in royal attire.

Royal Dandy: Make me a horsey mum.
Lady Redundant Woman: I said no!
Royal Dandy: MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY
Lady Redundant Woman: Stop repeating yourself, that is so annoying, irritating and it's … it's aggravating!!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan April 17, 2025

Royal Rumble

When your having sex missionary and the female farts on your nuts causing them to rumble.

That bitch gave me a royal rumble last night, and It made me bust!

by B Cr3w April 28, 2025

Rokole

Rokole (noun)
roh-koh-lee
A word born from love, uniting two souls as one.

Meaning:
A powerful connection between two hearts, forged in trust, laughter, and unwavering affection.

When someone says “Rokole,” they’re saying “You are my everything.”

by Rokole May 8, 2025

Roolrika

Someone who really really loves Junko. And always skull us.

Roolrika is so kind, let's be thankful.

by Bedouse May 19, 2025