Potato dick

A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.

Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!

Potato dick by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

Potato Smash 

A potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. When you are engaging in sexual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens vagina and begin to thrust through the soft potato into the vagina or anus. Add salt and butter to soften the potato smash

Just did a potato smash with sheryl last night.

Love to potato smash.

Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.

Potato Smash by bigbopper69er January 21, 2018

potato wedgie

The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.

“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”

potato wedgie by Tmonrap July 19, 2019

potato-sac

What you claim to have done after banging a chick really hard. So hard that it feels like you beat her with a potato sac.

Hey Bill, i gave this slut the potato-sac so hard last night that i had ruptured some capillaries on the head of my penis.

potato-sac by raemond December 31, 2005

Potato Eater

A not real offensive but still derogatory to describe people of Irish blood.

Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.

Potato Eater by DarthKieduss September 25, 2015

potato salad 

When a group of people have an orgy in a room and take a group poop and bask "hangout"in it.

lets go have a potato salad, its catchy.

potato salad by Nuzz and Adio August 2, 2007

potato stamping 

1. Get a girl and do her doggy style near a wall.
2. As your about to ejaculate, smash her head into the wall inducing a nosebleed or other bleeding.
3. Continue to stamp her bloody face all across the wall, as much as possible

I was potato stamping her all down the subway but only for art class.

potato stamping by Jonny Sawyer April 6, 2008