Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names

Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021

Penguin

A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.

i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho

by Gabrielak December 19, 2021

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.

I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing

by Pengu28 April 1, 2022

penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

pengus

someone hot/ attractive and may be chunky in an adorable way

"I was talking to pengus earlier"

by yinzia April 25, 2022

PenguinSummer

the opposite of BubbleZgaming, whom being know for his massive shlong, PenguinSummer has the smallest shlong and has no bitches.

"Hey, want to go harass PenguinSummer?"

"Yeah man, sounds fun."

by PenguinSummer May 9, 2022