Mr Nickels

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.

When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy

by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020

The Nickelodeon Slime

When a naked women stands over your head and produces diarrhea, cum, and saliva all over your head.

bro i just went over to her house and got the The Nickelodeon Slime

by N0rr January 17, 2021

Get nicked

An angsty teen/predator who gets kicked from a Playstation group chat

Can you take a break from talking to your girlfriend before you get nicked

by Goron275 May 23, 2021

Saint Nickelas

Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.

While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.

by QuacksO November 14, 2021

Pussy nickel

Beaver bean

Ginas got a phat pussy nickel

by Pastymayo August 10, 2021

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021