Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Alabama Nachos

When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip

So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.

by BBBcousin September 14, 2018

Spicy Nacho

Give it a moment. In a few years, people will be saying "spicy nacho" instead of "lit". Just you wait.

"That's pretty spicy nacho"

by thebestlettuce November 25, 2018

Slutty Nachos

1. (Kinky way) The act of listening to slow jam while slowly pouring cheese on your nachos

2. (Freaky way) when your significant other has you cum all over their body

1. "I'm hungry, I think I'll go for some slutty nachos"
2. "I want you to do slutty nachos on me"

by Getlit123 February 15, 2019

Slutty Nachos

1. (Kinky) The act of listening to slow jam while slowly pouring cheese on your nachos

2. (Freaky) When your significant other asks you to cum all over their body

1. "I'm hungry and horny. Think I'll go for some slutty nachos"

2. "I want you to do slutty nachos on me"

by Getlit123 February 15, 2019

cold nacho

A cold clitoris.

Damn I wish I would’ve wore underwire, I have a cold nacho.

by Jimecca July 1, 2019

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019