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Monkey Branch 

A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.
Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.
Monkey Branch by MastaMint February 9, 2021
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monkey sheet 

it is alway fun with monkey sheet
monkey sheet by bill murry March 27, 2004

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker
get lost you you monkey funker
monkey funker by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

monkey-whore 

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...
-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
Monkey Farmer by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

Monkey fucking a coconut 

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.
That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

Monkey Tail 

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.
Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.