A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016

Luke Dignum

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.

by Demon Apocalypse October 19, 2016

luke rush

A guy who's gonna live on Beverly Hills and be in faze clan

Did you hear about luke rush and his clan

by Yo. Ok November 29, 2016

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Luke hemmings

Just perfection💓😍

"That drawing is so luke hemmings"

by 卌PAULA卌 December 25, 2016

Luke

You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey

Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed

by Shlukey November 17, 2018

Luke

If you meet a Luke, run. They will say there your friends, and ditch you for someone else. They put themselves over all of their “friends” and think that they’re better than everyone else. There just a bitchy person and probably are homophobic. Stay away from a Luke

I hate Luke so much, I really wish I wasn’t ever friends with him

by pseudomatics November 23, 2018