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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Luke

my name luke likes gorls is gru
by basicburrito September 19, 2019
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Luke

A stupid shit that still plays Fortnite Battle Royale. Also gets a lot of money from a Dad, In Xbox giftcards.
by SuperCooljimmycock September 23, 2019
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luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.
by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019
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Luke

Luke is pretty great. He’s got brown hair and really pretty blue eyes that catch anyone else’s eye. He’s kind and caring and will listen to and love what you have to say. He’s outgoing and fun with a contagious laugh that turns heads. He can joke with and tease you in a kind way. He’s athletic, specifically in cross country and track and he’s musically talented as well. Luke is intuitive and willing to learn and grow. He’s hardworking and handsome as heck oh my gosh. He’s cute in a quiet way as in you won’t think he’s cute until you know him. That’s the best type of cute though. - eh
Best friend: hey
Me: hey
Me: so I talked to Luke today….
Best friend: omg stop talking about him
Me: I can’t he’s too amazing
by h anonymous November 23, 2021
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Luke

Calm, cool, and collected. He his high key an ass but low key loves everyone. He is loner but enjoys it most of the time. Wise for his age and loves him family. He will do anything for anybody but might give them shit first, and very trust worthy and reliable; coolest guy ever. He also has a goofy side he doesn’t show everyone but once you get to know him he becomes the most lovable person in the world.
You know Luke? Yeah, he’s the best guy to hang out with.. Luke’s always there for me
by Carlie Goose March 29, 2019
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Luke Fahy

by Debskelly1985 May 7, 2023
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