jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.
Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.
by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020
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Jew Whipped

A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.
by refbot3000 February 24, 2012
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apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.
Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.
by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019
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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 28, 2017
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 28, 2021
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