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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Jason

A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick
Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.
by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021
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Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.
Jason made love to his girlfriend, and skateboarded of into the night.
by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021
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A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.
Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019
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Jason

We working like Jason today my back hurt
by anonymous December 14, 2023
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Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"
"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"
by humd July 27, 2022
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Jason Clair

The One and only, person that really gets it. He is very smart, does alot for others, pleases the lady's, gets along with most people and the rest just can't stand that he is so smooth, a fun mother fucker, knows what to do, says the right thing, if you need it he can find it, if you don't want to live a life that is bland and wórth nothing, then go find Jason Clair!
Today sucks, what I need is Jason Clair to come over and things will be so much better!
by Randalpho May 15, 2021
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