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mlg money

Mlg Money is a funny ass YouTube channel about a couple of teenage kids dicking around and having fun.
Hey man, did you see mlg moneys latest YouTube video?
Yah dude that shit is so funny.
by Real_Mlg_Money July 22, 2017
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cold money

Money made by doing any illegal activities.
dat nigga deigo got sum cold money
by trendsetta420 June 19, 2017
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mac money

amount of money equicalent to buying a macbook i.e $1000 or more
Girl 1: You think I could afford a weave like beyonce ?
Girl 2: You got mac money ?
Girl 1: Nah, but I guess I can skip rent this month...
by Tastetherainbowtrick July 18, 2010
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money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013
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Money Good

Meaning my money is good, you have the funds to buy something. Money is around you and you have it often
Cash: I’m flying to Vegas soon
Ken: Fr? It’s expensive there

Cash: I ain’t trippin money good
by Kingpincash July 13, 2022
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Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$
A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans
by Sstav October 23, 2015
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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