IPB

Forum software you can't find the download link for.

Sorry IPB isn't available for free download as we once promised, but please, buy our thong kthxbai!

by OMG April 1, 2004

You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"

Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?

by fire_machine April 14, 2010

ipmk

Ipmk is a insult. It can be use in place of any other insult, if for some reason you are unable to use that work, OR do not want the person recieving the insult to know what you are calling them.

Person 1: Mary your such a ipmk.
Mary: What?!
Person 1: I was calling you a slut.

by marley242 April 29, 2008

iphass

derogetory description of a person who is addicted to, and shows off their iphone to an extent that annoys their peers

play on words from the term fass meaning fucking-ass

owner of iphone
"i already know, because I have an iphone"
peer
"you are such an iphass"

by satai-tony March 18, 2009

ipodify

when someone has lots of money and buys enerything an ipod can use in the house

wow your tv plays ipod music
wow your car uses your ipod
wow your stereo uses your ipod
wow you use your ipod for a walkmen
wow i swear your whole house is ipodify - fied

by Johnny potsmoka March 14, 2009

iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

by Robiyierto December 17, 2009

ipuitf

1. The act of punching one in the face. 2. abbrev for, "i punch u in the face."

Hey Heath, ipuitf.

by gabrell October 11, 2009