Holy Dick Casserole

Something exclaimed by an epic gamer to express being surprised.

Guy 1: Holy dick casserole, there's anime on board! We must destroy it!
Guy 2: On it!

by BlaketheBlock March 4, 2021

holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil

Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!

by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011

Holy Tater Salad

Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.

Holy Tater Salad I just 360 windmill dunked.

by Legitasaurus Rex October 12, 2011

Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 13, 2022

holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

by laketheminifig November 19, 2022