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hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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bog & hog blog

Blog featuring much ado about nothing
The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.
He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )
by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022
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closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
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Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
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Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.
I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat
by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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